Goblin Grand Prix

Couch chaos, on phones

One phone hosts. Everyone joins.

No internet, no accounts. One phone turns on its hotspot, everyone else scans its code, and you're racing in seconds. Up to four friends, with goblin bots filling the grid.

2–4 friends, one room

Real-time races between phones on the same Wi-Fi or hotspot. Bots for solo play.

10 worlds, 50 races

Circuits, sprints, eliminations, boss races, an avalanche chase and goblin curling.

Dirty tricks

Rockets, bees, tar bombs, bungee cords that slingshot you past, and goblin rails that build themselves.

No ads, no purchases

Just the game. Nothing sold or shared. Anonymous playtest data only, and you can switch it off.

Where you'll race

Ten cursed worlds

The Crypt of Krunk Pendulum blades, torch-lit vaults, a chasm leap.
Gobbo Deep Mines Ride the rails over a bottomless pit.
The Molten Forge Turntables, conveyor belts and a lava golem.
Rotgut Swamp Pontoons, currents and a sinkhole crypt.
Corkscrew Carnival Loops, corkscrews and a mirror-dome funhouse.
The Gutter Moon Low gravity and 120 m jumps between craters.
The Gullet Rapids The river is the road. Waterfalls included.
The Sleeping Colossus Race across a breathing giant. Don't wake it.
Tick-Tock Spire Gravity flips onto the clock face.
Frostbite Pass Ice sheets, half-pipes and an avalanche.

Knocked out?

Become the Dungeon Master

Drop out of a race and you don't sit and watch. You get the dungeon: place spikes, rolling rocks and monsters in your friends' path, earn gold for every hit, and buy nastier traps between rounds.

"Welcome, meatbags… to the deadliest race alive!" — Lord Scrotum, your host

The racers

Eight goblins

**Snagtooth**One tooth, no brakes, all gas.

**Mother Grizzle**Raised forty goblins. Fears nothing on wheels.

**Lil' Boom**Small fuse. Very small fuse.

**Wartcheek**Sticks to the road like a toad to a log.

**Nibbles**If it glitters, it's already in his cheeks.

**Sir Rattlebones**Light as a feather. Mostly because he has no organs.

**Gloomcap**Drives in its sleep. Wins in its sleep.

**Big Hob**Not a bully. Just very, very large.

The garage

Ten karts

**Cart**The all-rounder. Does everything adequately.
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**Buggy**Fast and twitchy. Armour made of hope.
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**Brute**Slow, heavy, spiky. Other karts are speed bumps.
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**Sled**Top-speed demon with the grip of a buttered eel.
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**Hearse**Heavy hearse. Slow to start, shrugs off rams.
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**Pumpkin**Rickety gourd. Zippy off the line, pops easily.
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**Crawler**Eight legs, zero sliding. Corners on rails.
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**Tar Rocket**A lit barrel of tar. Fastest thing that rolls.
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**Toadstool**Bouncy, balanced, a little bit floaty.
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**Rat Chariot**Clockwork rat, armoured tub. Steady and stubborn.
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Join Testing

Goblin Grand Prix is in a closed playtest on Google Play for Android. Leave your email and we'll send you an invite. Use the Google account email you use on your Android phone's Play Store.

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